Ape Chicken and Bill Clinton

     Ape,Chicken,and Bill Clinton

     There once was a Fair Lady named Lotus,of untold beauty,everyone noticed. She married a man a man named Sam.He pledged his love forever to do all  that he can.I do’s were said and the honeymoon,Mr.and Mrs.Bride and Groom. Years went by an all went well,a faithful bride who was fine as hell.She cooked cleaned did school activities,and a great soccer mom.Yet while this was going on the groom was overtiming with his suckretary getting it on.The wife popped up  at his office to bring him lunch for good luck.She walked in while he was getting what rhymes with truck.He was shocked apologized bought much candy and flowers.She said,”if you did not want me any longer,you could have told me you coward.Months went along as she teared her days away.Then came that special time of year the anniversary.The kids were gone to grandmas home.Just the husband and the wife all alone.After dinner was completed,she sat on his lap and spoon fed him every last drop of icing and cake.When he ate the last piece the wife put in a video tape.The tape came on as they began to watch the movie. The wife said,baby don’t miss this you’ll love it its groovy.”What came on was funny, he said,girl stop trippn.’ ” “What’s this all about?” “Three people in mascot suits an Ape a Chicken and Bill Clinton.” “Is that our living room?” Is what he said, then his wife appeared naked on her knees in the video giving all of them head. Each one ejaculated into her husbands favorite glass,then they all took turns taxing her ass.They all walked out the kitchen the Ape ,the Chicken and Bill Clinton.Mrs.W ife took the full glass of come straight into the kitchen.The Ape came back to video tape.The come being blended into the icing and the cake.The husband became nauseous throwing up onto the floor,upon leaving his wife gave him double birdies and said,”I want a divorce!!”……………………………………………. “Oh and by the way hope you enjoyed the cake,you can keep this stinkin’ house and the video tape.” Honey I’m not mad and now your forgiven,I have got a date tonight with an Ape a Chicken and Bill Clinton.”